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1. Photo

   May 14, 2012

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   damnthatswhatshesaid:

   Camera giveaway!

   My mother just bought me a better camera and now im gifting my old camera! The contest ends in June 1st. You can reblog this as many times you want! Likes DO NOT count.-

   You MUST be following http://l0ve-swag.tumblr.com

   It comes with charger, instructions, the installer CD

   CANON EOS 60D

2. Chat

   May 14, 2012

   66,231 notes

   • Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
   • Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
   • Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
   • Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
   • Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
   • Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
   • An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
   • A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
   • Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
   • An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
   • A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
   • Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
   • An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
   • Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
   • Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
   • Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
   • A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
   • A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
   • Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
   • An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
   • Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.

3. Photo

   May 5, 2012

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   Omg… I cant believe Albuquerque these days.

   (Source: fuckyeahalbuquerque)

4. Photo

   May 4, 2012

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   (Source: lyricalz, via lollicon)

5. Photoset

   May 2, 2012

   pokemon
   

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   ruinedchildhood:

   

6. Photoset

   May 2, 2012

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   annabelleonwire:

   the moon is reflected in the ocean..

   I have never been more in love with our planet.

   (Source: britneys-unicorn, via hannie515)

7. Photo

   May 1, 2012

   madeupmonkeyshit
   

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   ruinedchildhood:

   It Was Super Effective!

   (Source: madeupmonkeyshit)

8. Link

   May 1, 2012

   9 notes

   ➞ YAY! My brother just won PAX Sivir :D

   rilkecrane:

   Awwww yeah! Winnin stuff

   ask-graves:

   ((Congratulations to the following folks for being the lucky recipiants of one of five PAX Sivir codes for League of Legends.

   • rilkecrane
   • kuroid
   • misterchaitea
   • asksummonertigercule
   • askthecopperfurnace

   Please send me a PM and I’ll respond with a code for you to use to unlock the…

9. Photoset

   Apr 30, 2012

   135 notes

   (Source: xenitaph, via lollicon)

10. Photo

    Apr 30, 2012

    n64
    nintendo
    gaming
    hookah
    smoking
    nargile
    fun
    

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    peace-love-hookah:

    And life just got better! <3

    (Source: 10inchdickforlife)

11. Photo

    Apr 29, 2012

    28,054 notes

    

    disruptedoriginal:

    Best reaction to a zombie.

    Gosh I love One Piece c:

    (Source: captainperth, via hannie515)

12. Photo

    Apr 21, 2012

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    gaminglulz:

    Every single wizard that turns level 2 in Diablo  画

13. Photo

    Apr 19, 2012

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    (Source: , via hannie515)

14. Chat

    Apr 11, 2012

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    • Asshole: God is real and if you aren't religious then you will go to hell! MAY GOD SAVE YOU!
    • Asshole: God isn't real and if you believe in any of that shit you're stupid and should never breed.
    • Atheist: I don't believe in God, but I respect the beliefs of others.
    • Theist: I believe in God, but I don't mind if you don't believe in him.
    • Deist: I dunno man there's some shit up there what more do you want sit down eat a sandwich

15. Photoset

    Apr 9, 2012

    34,280 notes

    (Source: -friendface, via thatfunnyblog)